IF we sign KAKA and Villa……
I would make Big Fat Sam crawl on his hands and knees to the centre circle of the pitch before the Newcastle game where Hughes & Cook would be waiting with KAKA
Then he should be made to bark like a dog and beg them to swap Tel Ben Haim for Santa and a fiver for his bus fare and a mcdonalds
West Hams owners can join him
I would make Big Fat Sam crawl on his hands and knees to the centre circle of the pitch before the Newcastle game where Hughes & Cook would be waiting with KAKA
Then he should be made to bark like a dog and beg them to swap Tel Ben Haim for Santa and a fiver for his bus fare and a mcdonalds
West Hams owners can join him