If you are bald...

Magicpole

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I just wanted to pop in to pass on my anguish at the passing of your parting. Being blessed as I am, with a resplendent coverage of glorious splendour, made follicle. But enough about me. You bald cunts deserve a thread. Threadbare is a feature of your lives, I know, I feel your pain, well, not really, but I mean well.

Anyway, have a lovely time.

I have a funny story regarding a guy who wore a preposterous, almost inflammatory rug and we encountered him in a pub in Glasgow. Well, I thought it was funny, but equally, filled with pathos, to reaching an understanding, before, obscured to a reality, evident to every **** and their aunty, Everybody Knows It’s a Rug! Then BOOM! The, What The Fuck was I Thinking Moment. And there’s not a single **** of us who hasn’t said that. A few times.

Anyway, I’ve had herbs and cider, but you’re still all baldy cunts. But, I do like you. Flicks through his glorious hair before he typed this last sentence. Just because I can.
 

Blue Mist

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I just wanted to pop in to pass on my anguish at the passing of your parting. Being blessed as I am, with a resplendent coverage of glorious splendour, made follicle. But enough about me. You bald cunts deserve a thread. Threadbare is a feature of your lives, I know, I feel your pain, well, not really, but I mean well.

Anyway, have a lovely time.

I have a funny story regarding a guy who wore a preposterous, almost inflammatory rug and we encountered him in a pub in Glasgow. Well, I thought it was funny, but equally, filled with pathos, to reaching an understanding, before, obscured to a reality, evident to every **** and their aunty, Everybody Knows It’s a Rug! Then BOOM! The, What The Fuck was I Thinking Moment. And there’s not a single **** of us who hasn’t said that. A few times.

Anyway, I’ve had herbs and cider, but you’re still all baldy cunts. But, I do like you. Flicks through his glorious hair before he typed this last sentence. Just because I can.
I find that men with little willies exaggerate about their prowess in the bedroom.
I also find that the same can be said about hair. Elton John wore outrageous hats, Bruce Forsythe wore wigs, Jimmie Krankie went on about independence.....
 

Summerbuzz

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Bald people are repulsive and should either wear hats or stay indoors.
Shut up, Fabricant.

 

Barcon

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Shut up, Fabricant.

That’s some fucking syrup.
 

bumbleblue

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I had my head totally shaved bald for a cancer charity… not one person warned me I would be fucking freezing ‘til it grew back!
 

Magicpole

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I find that men with little willies exaggerate about their prowess in the bedroom.
I also find that the same can be said about hair. Elton John wore outrageous hats, Bruce Forsythe wore wigs, Jimmie Krankie went on about independence.....
I have a full head of hair. Case closed. Are you a nude nut Misty? Do you want to talk? It’s good to talk.
 

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