If you could pass one law....

[crooky]

Scrap the Houses of Parliament, Lords etc and bring back the Monarchy.

 

[Gabriel]

A law preventing the introduction of any new law for five years.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Making shoe laces that come undone ever 200yds should be a hanging offence. After being drawn and quartered.

 

[oldhamblue]

Stop fat people breeding. They just create fat kids.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Stop fat people breeding. They just create fat kids.

it's the only exercise they get.

 

[kaz7]

Murderers , rapists and paedo's , life means life , paedo's who have touched a child get toasted

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Reported. community service for you

I thought that’s what we were all doing here.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Beer should be available on prescription.

You know we still have to pay for those?
Unless you’re advocating kids get it free? :-))

 

[117 M34]

Not allowed to have kids until you can afford to look after them

 

[dickie davies]

A minimum 10 year jail sentence for dealing drugs