If you could pass one law....

[Tuearts right boot]

Buy an island and put the underclass on it

Australia perhaps ??

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Tip-

When you do the first crossover, before the loops, cross them over the other way around.

So instead of the right lace being placed furthest away from the body and over left first, move the right lace closest to the body and under the left lace first... and then do the loops as normal.

The laces shouldn’t come undone then!

I'm going to buy a pair of slip ons from the back of the Sunday Times suppliment. It's just easier.....

 

[Deleted member 77198]

All Americanisms banned from being used in the British English language. If you are caught using them, you have to attend a British English rehabilitation course

 

[Deleted member 77198]

One law id pass.
Armchair supporters are not allowed an opinion on football

By 2025 barely any of us will be able to afford a seasoncard and we’ll all be armchair supporters.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Reported. community service for you

Community Service? We want a fuckin' hanging.

My 'improvement' would be to rid the statute books of 'manslaughter' and replace it with various categories of 'modder'! And sentences to begin at ten years and go upwards. And to remove the word 'concurrent' in life sentences and be replaced with 'consecutive', so that bastard brother of the Area bomber gets another life sentence the second he expires. I'd also like sentences along the lines of the American legal system where I seem to have come across stuff like 999 years in nick! These are to be reserved solely for cutting up a cyclist!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Make the wearing of bras illegal;)

That's not fair - what's Worsley Web gonna do?

 

[Big Swifty]

A choice of one of these

• Every person in society will be given full and free education at an equal level from birth, power, wealth and priviledge will not determine what resources are available to this goal
• Unless renting no one is allowed to own empty living in property more than 5 years after that it will be siezed by local authoriities and used/resold for use as habitation as intended.
• Anyone fully proven to have commited a violent/sexual or murderous crime gets life without parole or early release (crimes of passion, self protection, accidental death will be dealt with as seperate issues)
• If you choose to emigrate abroad you lose your right to vote or decide UK governance, "you chose to leave so it's none of your business" if you get another nations citizenship you will be given a different passport and have to apply to return permamently as with any other foriegn visitors
• An MP must have lived in their constituency for 10 years at least, and spend 80%of their time there not poncing around westminster
• Devolution would be fully done, westminster would be shut down and an English parliament set up of the regional leaders and then a council of 12 from all the nations with 3 representatives from each country and a PM selected from.
• All children taught basic living skills, cooking, DIY, sowing, cleaning etc.

The last one is a good idea - and I would add " looking after personal finance", as many people have never learned how to do this. I know I was useless when I was younger.
PS I assume you mean "sewing", not planting seeds? (Sorry!)

 

[urban genie]

The last one is a good idea - and I would add " looking after personal finance", as many people have never learned how to do this. I know I was useless when I was younger.
PS I assume you mean "sewing", not planting seeds? (Sorry!)

Good point missed economic knowledge, and I did mean sewing, bleeding sausage fingers ;-)

 

[Deleted member 77198]

A choice of one of these

• Every person in society will be given full and free education at an equal level from birth, power, wealth and priviledge will not determine what resources are available to this goal
• Unless renting no one is allowed to own empty living in property more than 5 years after that it will be siezed by local authoriities and used/resold for use as habitation as intended.
• Anyone fully proven to have commited a violent/sexual or murderous crime gets life without parole or early release (crimes of passion, self protection, accidental death will be dealt with as seperate issues)
• If you choose to emigrate abroad you lose your right to vote or decide UK governance, "you chose to leave so it's none of your business" if you get another nations citizenship you will be given a different passport and have to apply to return permamently as with any other foriegn visitors
• An MP must have lived in their constituency for 10 years at least, and spend 80%of their time there not poncing around westminster
• Devolution would be fully done, westminster would be shut down and an English parliament set up of the regional leaders and then a council of 12 from all the nations with 3 representatives from each country and a PM selected from.
• All children taught basic living skills, cooking, DIY, sowing, cleaning etc.

That last one mate, ESSENTIAL! And I’d also add being taught how to stay fit and healthy. and knowledge of how to lose fat if you get fat (let’s say you get a bad injury and can’t exercise for a year and put on a few pounds) safely and long term.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Anyone who gets their phone out to record videos at sports events or gigs/club dancefloors should be immediately chucked out, banned from attending such events for life and banned from owning a phone for life.

Same applies to people putting their phone’s camera flash on and waving it about at night games.