I'm getting old when....

[dickie davies]

when the coats and trousers you wear are biege

 

[Sir peace frog]

You know your getting old when

You have to tuck your scrotum into your socks

 

[andyhinch]

When more bits of you ache than don't

 

[worsleyweb]

When you prefer a single bed to yourself.

 

[Shadz69]

Its my first night on BM wearing my new glasses. I look like I ate the milky bar kid and robbed his glasses. Have I a fat head? Are the glasses too small? Have my ears gotten fatter in the 3 days since the exam? Maybe I shouldnt have sucked my head fat in trying to impress the young sales lady.

 

[stony]

The fucking wife has just bought a packet of lavender scented drawer liners. FFS....my mum uses them.

Sounds to me like lazy housewifery. She's obviously not washing your clothes. I'd be willing to bet anything stain free gets a spray of febreze and goes straight back in the drawer.
Your underpants should be safe, I doubt a man of your age can keep them stain free.

 

[mat]

When I make a cultural reference and kids looks at me gone out.

 

[skiddypants]

Tena Men,

Nothing else to add.

 

[stony]

You can't be bothered having a j arthur.

That's not a sign of old age, it's a sign you're tired of life.

 

[bluethrunthru]

I'm accepting of my middle aged status when I'm torn between watching what should be a foregone conclusion of a game and or bake off.
(I'm streaming the match, got bake off on the TV with the sound off and loitering on bm)

Just one of several things today -and most days now as I move reluctantly into my mid fifties is when faced with such a foregone conclusion you let out a heavy sigh and "really?" ....... time is running out and you wonder whether some things are worth still worth it eh?

Usually and will be restored by the next match / beer etc - as for OP - fuck me I am not that old yet that I can contemplate smelling of lavender....