I'm middle class me.

[denislawsbackheel]

I've eaten samphire.

 

[Swales lives]

I've eaten samphire.

Whaaaat... all of it including Southampton?

 

[denislawsbackheel]

I refuse to engage with a dyslexic (that's if you are middle class) if not you are just illiterate.

 

[wildybeastie]

I use a cashmere wanksock

 

[unsworthblue]

i'm that middle class that if your coming round my gaff you take your shoe's off at the front door,had a party at mine the other year after i'd had oak flooring fitted to all the rooms downstairs and let the women in with their stilletto's on,big mistake fucking little holes everywhere,slaaaggs!

 

[daveduke67]

I lived in the fens im not born there but spent 10 years watching my mate shag his mum

Blimey - I've been pissed and taken an hour or so but ten years wow!


I'm so middle class I ignore the reduced price fruit and vegetables in the supermarket.

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

I buy M&S £10 meals for two when trying to impress the ladies.

 

[oakiecokie]

I`m middle class as one should never be seen to cry at a soccer game.

 

[ell]

I have a platinum season ticket and sit on a padded seat, but Im not quite rich enough for a box or corporate seat

 

[johnny on the spot]

Lifetime National Trust members, give two pound a month to the RSPB, four types of humous in the fridge door and take a cool bag to Sainsbury's every Saturday morning.