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He would be fine, just needs a special offal diet. Give him a bowl of Cow Kidney and Horse testicles.
That's it, season's over! We knew he was crocked and this is the proof! £100m wasted on this tap-in merchant and now we're fucked!!
How are we going to compete now?! We have become too dependant on him this season that we're going to fall out of the Champions League places, just you wait and see!!!
There, that should nicely soak up all the necessary flapping required for this thread.
Get well soon Erling, scoring hat-tricks all the time will do that to you! Have a rest mate, you've earned it.
You're talking a load of balls.He would be fine, just needs a special offal diet. Give him a bowl of Cow Kidney and Horse testicles.