Interesting/Unfortunate Names

[dobingsdobber]

Didn't former Chancellor Ed Balls name his daughter Ophelia?

And his son Claude became a lion-tamer.

 

[Man_City_Loyal]

Went to school with a lad called Peter Mycock.

So of course for 5 years everyone would ask him is his dad called Pat.

 

[KS55]

Went to school with a lad called Peter Mycock.

So of course for 5 years everyone would ask him is his dad called Pat.

There was a famous England rugby player called Joe Mycock. Played for Sale and captained both Lancs and Cheshire in the days when the county championship was important. He lived near us when I was a nipper. A kindly man, we called him Uncle Joe and his missus was Aunt Jessie.
We were too innocent in those days to make fun of his name, besides he was a big fellah.

Joe Mycock - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Turkey Al-Turkey has to be up there

 

[crazyg]

Everyone left his surgery traumatised, with hindsight, there is no way that **** ever trained

Kicked out of the Gestapo for cruelty.
I've noticed a fair few posters who have suffered at his ministrations, me being another. I only went the once!
I did go to Ainslie's practice when we moved to Stalybridge, just after he took over. Always had to wait 40 minutes to be seen, and on the one occasion we were late by 5 minutes due to a road fatality at Cockbrook, his mum (the receptionist) had already put our files away!
The good news is that he has shuffled off this mortal coil (but not joined the choir invisible), as he was a client of my previous dentist.

 

[feelymcfeel]

Rosemary Chicken
Johnny Splatt
Julie Squelch
Babu Tank
Duke Monday
Richard Richard

All people I've actually spoken to at one of my old jobs. I kept a list of great names and there were tons more, but I just can't remember any others.

 

[Cotton Weave Blue]

Rosemary Chicken
Johnny Splatt
Julie Squelch
Babu Tank
Duke Monday
Richard Richard

All people I've actually spoken to at one of my old jobs. I kept a list of great names and there were tons more, but I just can't remember any others.

There was a bloke years back in our email database called Rodger Chicken.

 

[manimanc]

I know quite a few people called red mardarse, Red gobshite, Red Nobhead and Red Wanker.
They're all related I think.

 

[Blue Mist]

There was a copper whose surname was Constable.
Would have loved to see them in court.
No your honour I'm not taking the piss, I am Constable Constable.

 

[LGWIO]

There was a copper whose surname was Constable.
Would have loved to see them in court.
No your honour I'm not taking the piss, I am Constable Constable.

On the same lines I spoke to a copper on the phone a few weeks back and he was a Sgt
Sgt Sargeant