Interesting/Unfortunate Names

There was a Gloucestershire and England opening batsman in the late forties called Jack Crapp. I found out recently he was a lifelong bachelor (all true).
I presume no woman wanted to change her surname to his.
 
There was a copper whose surname was Constable.
Would have loved to see them in court.
No your honour I'm not taking the piss, I am Constable Constable.
This reminds me of the only joke I remember from my youth:

What do you call a policewoman with a shaved m***?
Answer: C***stubble….
 

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