Mad Eyed Screamer
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I'm guessing if you weren't so limp in attack you might find a way to score.This Italian defence, reminds me of my wife.
No matter what you do, there’s no way they’ll let you penetrate.
In fact just when you think you’ve broken through and about to score, there’s always that last gasp defence to thwart you!
You need to act like that great Italian striker Viagra. Then she will find it hard for you not to find the goal wide open