Itchy and scratchy

Goats left knee

Well-Known Member
Joined
9 Jul 2007
Messages
2,700
Location
Eire
Typical male.. yes I prob should have been to a docs a while ago...
since the summer.. I thought initially I had one hot curry too many on the holidays.. but I am itchy around the private’s and bottom at night (have been a bit of a night time butt scratcher for years, but aren’t all men?)
Anyway I’ve tried all chemist creams,lotions, exema etc, sudocrem, tea tree oil. But I’m at my wits end! Gets itchy at night, a slight burning feel like I must scratch tiny spots but it ends up with red, slightly broken scratch marks all around by not including the private’s.
has anyone had this and any ideas on how to clear it? It’s not like i don’t shower daily. Never had any health problems either. not looking for jokes, just wonder if anyone here has any advice.. been through it
 

BlueMoonRisin’

Well-Known Member
Joined
18 Aug 2009
Messages
12,743
Location
Somewhere in Little Britain.
Team supported
You are Banned!... Reason - "rag".
Typical male.. yes I prob should have been to a docs a while ago...
since the summer.. I thought initially I had one hot curry too many on the holidays.. but I am itchy around the private’s and bottom at night (have been a bit of a night time butt scratcher for years, but aren’t all men?)
Anyway I’ve tried all chemist creams,lotions, exema etc, sudocrem, tea tree oil. But I’m at my wits end! Gets itchy at night, a slight burning feel like I must scratch tiny spots but it ends up with red, slightly broken scratch marks all around by not including the private’s.
has anyone had this and any ideas on how to clear it? It’s not like i don’t shower daily. Never had any health problems either. not looking for jokes, just wonder if anyone here has any advice.. been through it
Sounds like you've got crabs pal. Put a couple of spoonfuls of sugar down your boxers at night time before bed. It rots their teeth, you'll get a good night's sleep; )
 

Goats left knee

Well-Known Member
Joined
9 Jul 2007
Messages
2,700
Location
Eire
Pretty much since the late summer. Like I think it must be some sort of skin infection that would pass if I just stopped scratching it.. but I can’t stop at night!! (That’s the problem)
 

waspish

Well-Known Member
Joined
25 Jan 2009
Messages
37,553
Location
Blue Moon
Your mattress might be infested with something get a high power hoover on it and still go see your doctor.
 

lafitz2008

Well-Known Member
Joined
21 Sep 2008
Messages
1,235
I was in Venus one night and it was roasting... My mates girlfriend came off the dance floor absolutely drenched in sweat and came and sat on my knee.
They'd not been together long and she'd told him when they met that she had anal warts that she was getting treated for and he'd then told me.
I couldn't help but think of the anal wart juice that was soaking into my jeans as she was sat there.

Anyway.... anal warts was my first thought on reading this.
 

Goats left knee

Well-Known Member
Joined
9 Jul 2007
Messages
2,700
Location
Eire
I’ve googled that.. and no defo not anal warts. There’s nothing to see apart from the damaged skin after getting a rough scratch during the night. Red skin
 

Don't have an account?

Register now!
Top
  AdBlock Detected
Bluemoon relies on advertising to pay our hosting fees. Please support the site by disabling your ad blocking software to help keep the forum sustainable. Thanks.