Itchy and scratchy

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  1. Goats left knee

    Goats left knee

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    Typical male.. yes I prob should have been to a docs a while ago...
    since the summer.. I thought initially I had one hot curry too many on the holidays.. but I am itchy around the private’s and bottom at night (have been a bit of a night time butt scratcher for years, but aren’t all men?)
    Anyway I’ve tried all chemist creams,lotions, exema etc, sudocrem, tea tree oil. But I’m at my wits end! Gets itchy at night, a slight burning feel like I must scratch tiny spots but it ends up with red, slightly broken scratch marks all around by not including the private’s.
    has anyone had this and any ideas on how to clear it? It’s not like i don’t shower daily. Never had any health problems either. not looking for jokes, just wonder if anyone here has any advice.. been through it
     
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  2. Barcon

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    Grab a fistfull of arsehole hair and tear it out in the shower. Problem solved.
     
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  3. waspish

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    How long you had it? anyway you should see you doctor.
     
  4. BlueMoonRisin'

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    Sounds like you've got crabs pal. Put a couple of spoonfuls of sugar down your boxers at night time before bed. It rots their teeth, you'll get a good night's sleep; )
     
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  5. Goats left knee

    Goats left knee

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    Pretty much since the late summer. Like I think it must be some sort of skin infection that would pass if I just stopped scratching it.. but I can’t stop at night!! (That’s the problem)
     
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  6. waspish

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    Your mattress might be infested with something get a high power hoover on it and still go see your doctor.
     
  7. Goats left knee

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    If that was the problem (mattress) wouldn’t my wife be the same?
     
  8. lafitz2008

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    I was in Venus one night and it was roasting... My mates girlfriend came off the dance floor absolutely drenched in sweat and came and sat on my knee.
    They'd not been together long and she'd told him when they met that she had anal warts that she was getting treated for and he'd then told me.
    I couldn't help but think of the anal wart juice that was soaking into my jeans as she was sat there.

    Anyway.... anal warts was my first thought on reading this.
     
  9. Goats left knee

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    I’ve googled that.. and no defo not anal warts. There’s nothing to see apart from the damaged skin after getting a rough scratch during the night. Red skin
     
  10. waspish

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    Well it aint that then. Doctors best bet they will know what it is and the right cream and like you say keeping scratching it will make it worse.
     

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