Itchy and scratchy

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  1. remember arthur mann

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    .….the crabs in here can jump ten feet !
     
  2. purplenose

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    Wire brush and dettol will do the trick.
     
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  3. yeseye

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    Heat a fork on the stove and shove it up your shitter and twist the fork like you would do with spaghetti whilst shouting “Mama Mia” and yank the fuckers out.
    You’re welcome.
     
  4. TINY

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  5. Exactly, never fails. Or hasn't so far.


    If by any slim margin it does fail I suggest you sign up to Red Cafe, there you will find all manner of boils on the arse of humanity.
     
  6. purplenose

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    Or rawk where the piles hanging out of that arse can be found..
     
  7. KS55

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    I remember the queen saying she had anus horribilis. That could be your problem.
     
  8. Goats left knee

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    Booked a docs appointment, don’t want to spend Christmas in this discomfort
     
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  9. Fiftyyearsandcounting

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    Itching, especially around the privates, could be one of the signs of diabetes. I have Type 2 and that was one of the symptoms the doctors mentioned to me.
    Hope it's nothing series, but you should "man-up" and get down the quacks (or apply to go on embarrassing bodies :)
     

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