Its not Christmas without......

[Bill Walker]

.........Frank Sinatra's xmas album, when the kids were little we always played it after theyd gone to bed on xmas eve with a glass of something, now it doesnt seem right if we dont play it...

what is it for you ?

 

[MikeF]

Advocaat, I wouldn't dream of having the stuff ordinarliy

 

[Stanley]

the Phil Spectre Christmas Album(Bring on the Spectre Gags)

 

[stonerblue]

Some confused poster claiming that it's crazy that we can't call it Christmas anymore because of the do-gooders and lefties.

 

[Pigeonho]

Baileys
Me pissed before 11am
It kicking off at Asda Harpurhey over who gets the last Turkey

 

[BlueSniffer]

Chestnuts
Sprouts (the devils vegatable!)
A Lynx deoderant set from the in-laws which never get used.

 

[Anonymous]

a bottle of jack daniels on xmas eve

(although i very much regret it the next day)

it's become tradition.

 

[Evil Roy Slade]

soap on a fucking rope

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

the Phil Spectre Christmas Album(Bring on the Spectre Gags)

Is he the ghost of Christmas past?
I bet young women are dying to hear that.

 

[waspish]

Tin of roses