It's Quiet thread 14 - 'do one' edition

[Keeper!]

We said yesterday none of our first tier players are being offered,gundy is peps favourite

First tier players, that's why he is top of the list

 

[kaz7]

Considering many people portray us and see us as evil it does make sense to make relations with the big clubs

The hateful nine hate us enough to write a fucking letter,the dippers hack us,they can fuck off,it will be surface level small talk

 

[Mid Wales blue]

This is what happens, when the club brings out 3 outstanding shirts for a new season, the GOAT just can’t say no!

 

[Neville Kneville]

Gundo is wishful thinking. Maybe before his injury he would be what Barelona (or more importantly City) would be more interested in.

We can hope.

They do love a plodder.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Fuckin'ell. It's pissing it with rain here, and I have no Lambrini...but these last few tolmie posts/vids have brought out the sunshine.

That isnt the way you spell Lamborghini

 

[The1nvisibleMan]

I just realised why Cancelo and Gundogan are in the mix! It's because we're still after Semedo and Sergi Roberto. It's a shame those rumours have dried up because they were quite fun

 

[kaz7]

 

[Neville Kneville]

Maybe Pep feels bad for taking Messi so is offering up his own child to them? Surely we could waffle enough so that they take him

Both his children maybe

 

[mcfcowen]

Tolm, you previously mentioned “sookie” its been that long, what is sookie ??? My champagne is on ice

 

[simon23]

why is no one reporting that Messi could buy his own contract out as he is in his last yea?r...ive not seen it mentioned anywhere at all except on here.

 

[The1nvisibleMan]

why is no one reporting that Messi could buy his own contract out as he is in his last yea?r...ive not seen it mentioned anywhere at all except on here.

You expect journalists to do some research? hahahahahahaha

 

[simon23]

You expect journalists to do some research? hahahahahahaha

fair enough

 

[Keeper!]

why is no one reporting that Messi could buy his own contract out as he is in his last yea?r...ive not seen it mentioned anywhere at all except on here.

 

[N1985]

This is what happens, when the club brings out 3 outstanding shirts for a new season, the GOAT just can’t say no!

To be fair the only thing that was going to save the 3rd shirt is Messi on the back

 

[LucahArchie10]

@tolmie's hairdoo any further news on Koulibaly or other signings?

Koulabily left out last night of Napoli 1st team, played in Res apparently

Aoure has Covid so iso for him

Also reports say 1st bid rejected for Aoure £35m so maybe £43m + bonuses

Koulabily again reports say we have left the agent do the talking £60m + bonuses maybe £65m

No rush for both although it was said Koulabily would be signed start September so this time next week Koulabily & at least Lyon except our offer & once out of isolation we get the deal done for Aoure

Who knows Both & Messi could be the best tripple deal of all time

Fucking unbelievable I cant stop smiling

 

[hilts]

Please put some meat on the bones.

He’s not twiggy:-)

Or Jodie Kidd for you young uns

 

[simon23]

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[Roy Munson]

We have proposed a very innovative way of paying him through the CFG. FFP can't touch it, seemingly.

As a result, Messi will be paid very much in line with the rises the club also have in the pipe for Raz and Kev, so about £375k a week plus other bonuses.

Guardiola is now driving this bus. I'm so fucking happy, even sounds like Barca can get fucked on anything substantial in terms of cash.

Garcia, Gundo, Stones, Otamendi, Cancelo, Zinchenko and Angelino, they can have their pick, but we will not be sending any tier one their way.

I've heard a few bits and pieces this morning that we are looking to give Messi (and Aguero) a huge role in the CFG expansion into South America when they both retire. Could be bollocks, but would certainly make a lot of sense from a financial point of view.

 

[Maly]

why is no one reporting that Messi could buy his own contract out as he is in his last yea?r...ive not seen it mentioned anywhere at all except on here.

Doesn’t fit the narrative of dirty oil money ruining football is probably one reason, the other being that the level of sports journalism is that bad, they possibly don’t even know.
Wankstains I believe is the collective noun for journalists

 

[SWP's back]

The word is could be getting a piece (call it a share option) which can be cashed later (when he's probably doubled its value!!)

Two per cent is worth about £180m? Entirely legal, like many offers to employees from top companies. Doesn't touch FFP and means we can keep the squad wage bill down.

Some reports have stated CFG will pay his wages but that is incorrect, as that would be third-party ownership.

Duncan Castles was right? Yuck