It's the cellar..anything goes..!!

samharris

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Mother: Speak up!

Brian: Sch, quiet, mum!

Mother: Well, I can't hear a thing. Let's go to a stoning!

Bignose: Ssch!

Brian: You can go to a stoning anytime!

Mother: Ah, come on, Brian!

Bignose: Will you be quiet!

Bignose's Wife: Don't pick your nose!

Bignose: I wasn't picking my nose. I was scratching it.

Bignose's Wife: You was picking it while you was talking to that lady!

Bignose: I wasn't!

Bignose's Wife: Leave it alone! Give it a rest!

Wiseguy: Do you mind, I can't hear a word he's saying.

Bignose's Wife: Don't you "do you mind" me! I was talking to my husband!

Wiseguy: Well, can't you talk to him somewhere else? I can't hear a bloody thing!

Bignose: Don't you swear at my wife!

Wiseguy: Well, I was only asking her to shut up so that I can hear what he's saying, Bignose!

Bignose's Wife: Don't you call my husband "Bignose"!

Bignose: Well, he has got a big nose.

Bearded Man: Could you be quiet, please? What was that?

Wiseguy: I don't know, I was too busy talking to Bignose!

Spectator I: I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers".

Bearded Man's Wife: Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?

Bearded Man: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

Wiseguy: See, if you hadn't been going on we'd have heard that, Bignose.

Bignose: Hey, say that once more, I'll smash your bloody face in!

Wiseguy: Oh, better keep listening, might be a bit about "Blessed are the Bignoses".

Brian: Oh, lay off him!

Wiseguy: Oh, you're not so bad yourself, conkface. Where are you two from? Nose City?

Wiseguy: One more time, mate, I'll take you to fucking cleaners!

Bignose's Wife: Language! And don't pick your nose!

Bignose: I wasn't going to pick my nose! I'm gonna thump him!

Spectator II: Hear that, blessed are the Greek!

Bearded Man: The Greek?

Spectator II: Hmm. Well, apparently he's going to inherit the earth.

Bearded Man: Did anyone catch his name?

Bignose's Wife: You're not gonna thump anybody!

Bignose: I'll thump him if he calls me "Bignose" again!

Wiseguy: Oh, shut up, Bignose!

Bignose: Ha, right! I warned you! I really will slug you! Saaah...

Bignose's Wife: Oh, it's the meek! Blessed are the meek! Oh, that's nice, innit? I'm glad they're getting something because they had a hell of a time.

Wiseguy: Listen, I'm only telling the truth, you have got a very big nose!

Bignose: Hey, your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face by the time I'm finished with you!

Spectator I & Spectator II: Ssch!

Wiseguy: Well, who hit yours then? Goliath's big brother?

Bignose: All right, that's your last warning!

Bearded Man's Wife: Oh, do quiet down!

Bignose hitting Bearded Man's Wife: [Thump]

Bearded Man's Wife: Aiih!

Bignose: Silly woman, getting in the way!

Bearded Man: Aaargh! Bignose: Racket all the way...

Mother: Oh, come on, let's go to the stoning!




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No it doesnt

I dont like pictures of Patsy Palmer being posted so they are banned
 

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