It's valentine's day...

[Magicpole]

That’s how we pronounce it you sassenach ****.

Bah Deep-fried humbug to you MP; )

What is 'greetin', or is it a typo?

Greetin faced is torn faced, moaning faced. Slang for crying.

She was greetin her eyes out because I spent the money for Flowers on a case of lager. Type of thing.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Gonorrhea down the Irwell

*Edited for accuracy; )

 

[Pell]

3 top threads on off topic as I type;

It's Valentines day
Crumbling relationships
Jihadi brides

Whoever said romance is dead?

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Greetin faced is torn faced, moaning faced. Slang for crying.

She was greetin her eyes out because I spent the money for Flowers on a case of lager. Type of thing.

I had to Google the word mate. In all my travels into your salty porridge filled glens amongst you curly toothed ginger caber tossing skirt wearers, I have never heard the word MP

I like it, even though it is a derogatory term against English. Good job I'm not a snowflake screaming racist whilst thumping the report button isn't it? Lol.

Now shut the fuck up ya gibberin' 'mithering' scotch pisscan; )

^^^ Manc word.

 

[Magicpole]

I had to Google the word mate. In all my travels into your salty porridge filled glens amongst you curly toothed ginger caber tossing skirt wearers, I have never heard the word MP

I like it, even though it is a derogatory term against English. Good job I'm not a snowflake screaming racist whilst thumping the report button isn't it? Lol.

Now shut the fuck up ya gibberin' 'mithering' scotch pisscan; )

^^^ Manc word.

Racist? It’s a term of endearment. Unlike ginger, caber throwing, deep fried mars bars chomping Jock Jimmy Kranky ****. :)

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Racist? It’s a term of endearment. Unlike ginger, caber throwing, deep fried mars bars chomping Jock Jimmy Kranky ****. :)

You're right mate. I am a pish taking ****. And the CCTV viewing you is correct. Now tuck your string vest in to yer troosers ya big yin scruffy ****; )

 

[KS55]

Bah! Humbug.

 

[Magicpole]

You're right mate. I am a pish taking ****. And the CCTV viewing you is correct. Now tuck your string vest in to yer troosers ya big yin scruffy ****; )

That’s better. I will find that CCTV camera one day. One Fucking day.

 

[jimmy blue shoes]

 

[KingCarlito]

Asda was full of blokes scouring the flowers section last night, all the prices had gone up from normal. I said 'RIGHT, WHERE'S THE CHEAPEST ONES', and grabbed a small bouquet of roses that didn't look dead. All this fannying round, get them the cheapest ones, fill their ears with sweet nothings and get your shags in lads.