Zubrman
Well-Known Member
...and the one after that.The time to really worry would be if she was on the next tram that came along ...
...and the one after that.The time to really worry would be if she was on the next tram that came along ...
Some people live the dream, Callum is living a nightmare in an Ariston/Scotch video advert....and the one after that.
& she was driving it & everyone else on the tram looked like her.......................The time to really worry would be if she was on the next tram that came along ...
The show off.she has one of those things that used to be called zimmer,
but nowadays they are much more funky,
wheels and everything,
much more sturdy.
Get the busthat's not a euphemism for an erection.
she claims to know me from our childhood.
some of the things she says are very accurate,
but i swear i cannot remember her at all.
more and more i keep bumping into her.
only on the tram, mind.
nowhere else,
just on the tram.
at first i joked to myself that she is following me.
but today and yesterday i got onto a tram that she was already on.
how can that be!?
can you stalk somebody in advance?
and she's so loud.
one of those people who shout the conversation,
so everyone around can hear.
it's really embarrassing.
before you ask,
no, she's not even remotely fit,
she has a hairy blonde face wart thing on her top lip.
i suppose i'm just asking for advice.
what do you do in a situation like this?
have you ever been stalked or been a stalker?
Brian, is it really you?It's quite normal to forget people we have known.
Some guy came up to me in Maine Road once and was quite upset that I didn't know the fuck he was. He swore we had worked together. Maybe, but I have worked with many people and my memory is shite.
Maybe you were at school together. Or maybe you have a double and she is mixing you up with someone.
No, in real life I am known as Antony Fitzwilliam Beauchamp Plantagenet. If you knew me, you'd be aware of that.Brian, is it really you?
You ve changed!!!No, in real life I am known as Antony Fitzwilliam Beauchamp Plantagenet. If you knew me, you'd be aware of that.