i've got a stalker

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that's not a euphemism for an erection.

she claims to know me from our childhood.
some of the things she says are very accurate,
but i swear i cannot remember her at all.

more and more i keep bumping into her.
only on the tram, mind.
nowhere else,
just on the tram.

at first i joked to myself that she is following me.
but today and yesterday i got onto a tram that she was already on.
how can that be!?
can you stalk somebody in advance?

and she's so loud.
one of those people who shout the conversation,
so everyone around can hear.
it's really embarrassing.

before you ask,
no, she's not even remotely fit,
she has a hairy blonde face wart thing on her top lip.


i suppose i'm just asking for advice.
what do you do in a situation like this?
have you ever been stalked or been a stalker?
Get the bus
 
It's quite normal to forget people we have known.

Some guy came up to me in Maine Road once and was quite upset that I didn't know the fuck he was. He swore we had worked together. Maybe, but I have worked with many people and my memory is shite.

Maybe you were at school together. Or maybe you have a double and she is mixing you up with someone.
Brian, is it really you?
 

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