Jacob Rees-Mogg’s new rules

I agree completely with Jake about two spaces after a full stop. Have yer read this you bastards on 'ere? TWO FUCKING SPACES after a full stop!

Oh, and imperial measurements. Are we gonna have twenty shillings in a pound and twelve pence in a shilling after October. Get it sorted, Boris!

Ooops, sorry you bastards on 'ere, I have to call you esquire!
Couldn't have twenty shillings in a pound and 12 pennies in a shilling anymore, some of the dense bastards our schools turn out now would be stood in the shopping queue all day trying to work it out and as for the pub you'd never get served.
 
Really?
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How many poppyseeds away was the cameraman when he took that picture.
 

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