James Joyce love letters... Amazing!

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  1. CTID1988

    CTID1988

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    You may of seen these before but i havent and i think theyre great!

    These are a collection of "love letters" written by Irish novelist and poet James Joyce to his missus in 1909.... What a guy! I will put one here and leave the link for the rest, they are well worth a read! had me pissing myself at points

    <a class="postlink" href="http://loveletters.tribe.net/thread/fce72385-b146-4bf2-9d2e-0dfa6ac7142d" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://loveletters.tribe.net/thread/fce ... fa6ac7142d</a>

    Ahem,

    To NORA
    Dublin 20 December 1909
    My sweet naughty girl I got your hot letter tonight and have been trying to picture you frigging your **** in the closet. How do you do it? Do you stand against the wall with your hand tickling up under your clothes or do you squat down on the hole with your skirts up and your hand hard at work in through the slit of your drawers? Does it give you the horn now to shit? I wonder how you can do it. Do you come in the act of shitting or do you frig yourself off first and then shit? It must be a fearfully lecherous thing to see a girl with her clothes up frigging furiously at her ****, to see her pretty white drawers pulled open behind and her bum sticking out and a fat brown thing stuck half-way out of her hole. You say you will shit your drawers, dear, and let me fuck you then. I would like to hear you shit them, dear, first and then fuck you. Some night when we are somewhere in the dark and talking dirty and you feel your shite ready to fall put your arms round my neck in shame and shit it down softly. The sound will madden me and when I pull up your dress
     
  2. Didsbury Dave

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    Oh my giddy aunt, this line is so romantic:

     
  3. nw42

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  4. SWP's back

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    Well they are certainly a better read than Dubliners or fucking Ulysses which never fucking ended.
     
  5. MY GOD....one would have ne'er thought such happenings went in days of old.
    I really am purterbed.It gave me a stiffy mind.
     
  6. Pigeonho

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    This is fucking great!

    'did he only tickle you outside or did he put his finger or fingers up into you? If he did, did they go up far enough to touch that little cock at the end of your ****?'
     
  7. Never Mind The Pollocks

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    Are these real?
     
  8. Pigeonho

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    Course! Mr Joyce was tapping away on his laptop under candle light. ;-)
     
  9. SWP's back

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    Yes, and someone put them into electronic form.
     
  10. Never Mind The Pollocks

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    I hadn't clicked on the link because I'm at work.
     

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