Japanese Banking disaster!!!

Swales lives said:
Apparently, "The Bonsai Bank" has cut back on all branches and
"The Bank of Origami" has completely folded.
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You'll be needing this!
 
Swales lives said:
jimharri said:
Swales lives said:
Apparently, "The Bonsai Bank" has cut back on all branches and
"The Bank of Origami" has completely folded.
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You'll be needing this!

Thats my wifes coat you bastard, where did you get that photo..... Have you been porking her?
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That's a nice house you have there Swalesy. You might consider painting the ceiling in the main bedroom though.
 
Swales lives said:
Apparently, "The Bonsai Bank" has cut back on all branches and
"The Bank of Origami" has completely folded.

Sumo Bank has gone belly up.

Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is going for a song.

Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 back office staff at Karate Bank got the chop.

Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal
 
Full, lame version -


Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and
the run on Northern Rock in the UK , uncertainty has now hit Japan .

In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up
and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will
likely go for a song while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended
after they nose-dived.

While Samurai Bank are soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja
Bank are reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report
that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared
that staff may get a raw deal.
 
central bank of jamaica reportedly says, why the fuck doesnt every one chill out

central bank of bermuda were unhappy at a ban on shorts
 

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