Jason McAteer

[Pubteam Lomas]

McAteer on Sky Sports News, to give regular updates and expert analysis on Chelsea V Arse.
At the end of the game his sums Arse up by saying they lack a real leader.
"So who do you think they should go for in the January window? asks Jim White.
"dunno Liverpool's my team!"
Bloody ell my mum would have more idea than this so called expert!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

McAteer on Sky Sports News, to give regular updates and expert analysis on Chelsea V Arse.
At the end of the game his sums Arse up by saying they lack a real leader.
"So who do you think they should go for in the January window? asks Jim White.
"dunno Liverpool's my team!"
Bloody ell my mum would have more idea than this so called expert!

This'll cover any answer to any intelligent question McAteer is likely to get asked!

 

[jimharri]

''Jason McAteer is a thick scouser''; hold the back pages!

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

McAteer used to be known as Trigger as he was so dumb. He was the player who supposedly ordered a pizza and was asked whether he wanted it cut into 4 or 6 slices. He allegedly replied "Oh only 4. I couldn't eat 6."