You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an alternative browser.
You should upgrade or use an alternative browser.
Jehovah's Witnesses
- Thread starter Martyn
- Start date
BlueHammer85
Well-Known Member
- Joined
- 13 Oct 2010
- Messages
- 35,968
Re: Jehovah's Witnesses
Leave a copy of 'The God Delusion' on your doorstep
Leave a copy of 'The God Delusion' on your doorstep
paphos-mcfc
Well-Known Member
Re: Jehovah's Witnesses
Ask them if they 'Wanna see a movie' and if they agree, stick a porno on.
Ask them if they 'Wanna see a movie' and if they agree, stick a porno on.
BWTAC
Well-Known Member
Re: Jehovah's Witnesses
Stand in your front window bollock naked and wanking furiously, it usually works for me when I have unwanted visitors.
Stand in your front window bollock naked and wanking furiously, it usually works for me when I have unwanted visitors.
Re: Jehovah's Witnesses
This is my favourite so far!!
BWTAC said:Stand in your front window bollock naked and wanking furiously, it usually works for me when I have unwanted visitors.
This is my favourite so far!!
Blue Til Death
Well-Known Member
Re: Jehovah's Witnesses
Just open the door and say hello, have the discussion over a cup of tea and then say goodbye. I work with two JW and they are both great blokes, don't agree with them on many things but then again there are plenty on here I profoundly disagree with who are not nice people.... !
Just open the door and say hello, have the discussion over a cup of tea and then say goodbye. I work with two JW and they are both great blokes, don't agree with them on many things but then again there are plenty on here I profoundly disagree with who are not nice people.... !
deafmanstevo
Well-Known Member
- Joined
- 17 Jul 2011
- Messages
- 1,532
Re: Jehovah's Witnesses
Wear an iron maiden number of the beast t-shirt, I have one and on the back it says 666 the number of the beast, unfortunately none have come round yet for me to try it.
Wear an iron maiden number of the beast t-shirt, I have one and on the back it says 666 the number of the beast, unfortunately none have come round yet for me to try it.
BWTAC
Well-Known Member
Re: Jehovah's Witnesses
I told you wanking in the window works!
Martyn said:Right! They have gone to each neighbour either side of me and missed me out!! WTF!!
I told you wanking in the window works!