Jobs you wish you never started..

You got to start with a brew or three. Assess the task at hand. Can’t go charging in to it you’ll end up with a half arsed job.

I currently have an empty DIY list. Mostly because we were looking to sell the house towards the end of last year and so I got my finger out and stopped drinking cups of tea.
Splitter.
 
Years ago In my first tenement flat in Glasgow, I decided to paint it myself. The problem, or one of them was, I liked to go to the pub after work and before I could say, What the fuck was I thinking? It was three months later and I had only completed half the living room. I think people thought it was a feature. Eventually I got it done, when I say eventually, it was 6 months. After the final brushstroke, I stood back, took it all in, picked up my phone and called my mate who was a painter and decorator and hired him to fix it. All those months living in a house with dust sheets down doing fuck all, paint costs and then paying for it to be fixed. Since that day I have never, or will ever, paint a wall again.
 
Years ago In my first tenement flat in Glasgow, I decided to paint it myself. The problem, or one of them was, I liked to go to the pub after work and before I could say, What the fuck was I thinking? It was three months later and I had only completed half the living room. I think people thought it was a feature. Eventually I got it done, when I say eventually, it was 6 months. After the final brushstroke, I stood back, took it all in, picked up my phone and called my mate who was a painter and decorator and hired him to fix it. All those months living in a house with dust sheets down doing fuck all, paint costs and then paying for it to be fixed. Since that day I have never, or will ever, paint a wall again.
I recommend a mirrored wall so you can continually catch yourself reflected and really appreciate how good looking you are
 

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