johnny on the bus

[johnny on the spot]

Alright, I'm a lover not a fighter, etc, etc. But as a Manc having moved to Geordieland a month ago, today was the first time someone fucked with me on the bus. Now, this is a commonplace occurence on the nightbus back to Ashton or Stalybridge- the banter codified and understood by all present. But some specky geordie skin giving me the whatfor for the benefit of his violently ugly bints? Here's where you can fuck off.

This c u n t's opening gambit? 'What the fuck are you reading?'

I defy anyone to try explaning Ted Hughes to a webbed feet bonce like this.

 

[stonie]

i would of twated him simple as........

 

[Bluemoon115]

Should have given him a good clout!

 

[johnny on the spot]

'Fuck off mate', is what he got. Which ain't bad for 5' 6"

Sad part is, back home this clown would have been shredded for clippercards, no sweat. Suppose I better get me one of these AKs like the kids.....sigh....