Johnny Vegas

Saw Vegas in the tgi fridays in Piccadilly after the Chelsea game this season. Came in with his suitcase and sat at the bar and got a drink, he’s lost some weight!
 
Hello stranger. Where have you been hiding?
Been on the move a fair bit the last few months, mate. In Glasgow for a few weeks at the moment then back on my travels. Hopefully ready to settle down once and for all after this trip - missing the sun in my face.
 
Bout as funny as toothache
Don't talk shite. Toothache involves the eventual numbing of the senses. This fat fuck with no gags, just a loud voice and "hey, look at me, I can shout in a Northern accent" is pain in perpetuity. He is fucking shite. Unadulterated, unalloyed, unfunny, utter, utter fucking dross. He steals a living.
 

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