jimharri
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A teenage Amish girl goes to her mother.
"Mummy, my hands are cold." she says. "Well dear," says the mother. "Put your hands between the fleshy part of your thighs. That area of the body has a good supply of blood circulating around it, and that will warm your hands." The teenager does as her mother suggests and, sure enough, her hands do indeed get warm.
A couple of days later, the girl is out with her boyfriend. Suddenly he says; " Lord Annie, but my hands are cold." Remembering the advice her mother gave her, our heroine says to the lad; "Here Jacob, put your hands between my thighs. That should warm them up. After a couple of minutes, Jacob says to Annie; "You know something Annie? My penis is cold as well."
The next day Annie is talking to her mother. "Mummy, have you ever heard of a penis?" The mother is shocked, but trys to keep her composure in front of the girl. "Of course I have Annie; why do you ask?" Well," says Annie. "They make a terrible mess when they defrost......"
"Mummy, my hands are cold." she says. "Well dear," says the mother. "Put your hands between the fleshy part of your thighs. That area of the body has a good supply of blood circulating around it, and that will warm your hands." The teenager does as her mother suggests and, sure enough, her hands do indeed get warm.
A couple of days later, the girl is out with her boyfriend. Suddenly he says; " Lord Annie, but my hands are cold." Remembering the advice her mother gave her, our heroine says to the lad; "Here Jacob, put your hands between my thighs. That should warm them up. After a couple of minutes, Jacob says to Annie; "You know something Annie? My penis is cold as well."
The next day Annie is talking to her mother. "Mummy, have you ever heard of a penis?" The mother is shocked, but trys to keep her composure in front of the girl. "Of course I have Annie; why do you ask?" Well," says Annie. "They make a terrible mess when they defrost......"