Joke thread

[Lost in space]

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I am still chuckling at this one :)

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[bennyboy]

Lol.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

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[Lavinda Past]

My grandfather always said “Don’t be so quick to find faults”.

Wonderful man, terrible geologist.

 

[Lavinda Past]

My son asked me if he could use my telescope

I said “Not without supervision.”

He said “But dad, if I had supervision, I wouldn’t need the telescope…..”

 

[kippaxwarrior]

My son asked me if he could use my telescope

I said “Not without supervision.”

He said “But dad, if I had supervision, I wouldn’t need the telescope…..”

Have you opened your Christmas crackers early?

 

[Maintainin]

Don't give up ya daytime flippin' burgers job, snitch!!! haha

 

[Lavinda Past]

Have you opened your Christmas crackers early?

Not yet... You've got those to look forward to!

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Not yet... You've got those to look forward to!

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[Lavinda Past]

My mate in that London said his kids have been in his ear about going to a pantomime this Christmas, so he got them tickets for the best one in town

Tottenham v Wolves on December 29th

 

[Lavinda Past]

The minute you walked into the joint, I could see you were an inexperienced surgeon.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[mexico1970]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]