Joke thread

[hammocity]

 

[Lavinda Past]

I bought that album as a 14 year old in 1979,its still ace now,I remember one of the photos in the LP sleeve had a rag scarf that had been thrown on stage for him though,he was a rag wasn't he ?
His mum ran a pub in Manchester i think. Johny the fox was about the Manc underworld,jimmy the weed etc part of the quality street gang.

Definitely a rag.

 

[ray21]

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[bumbleblue]

Always said football was fixed! They’ve announced the score before it even kicks off!

 

[roman totale]

Tell ‘em about the honey, mummy.

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[hammocity]

Tell ‘em about the honey, mummy.

Exactly what I thought!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

If only they'd gone west.

That was the Pet Shop Boys, mate.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

What do you call an ugly, unfunny **** (allegedly) raping a 16-year-old in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

 

[Mr Fraser]

What do you call an ugly, unfunny **** (allegedly) raping a 16-year-old in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Is that joke brand new?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Is that joke brand new?

Hot out of my new jokey wokey bookie wookie