Joke thread

[Hertzblue]

 

[Lavinda Past]

It’s a Gary Delaney gag

Fanboy...

 

[Lavinda Past]

A vampire goes into a bar, sits on the stool and orders a glass of hot water.

The bartender gets him his order, but can’t help himself and asks:

“Excuse me, mate, but aren’t your type supposed to be drinking blood?”

The vampire fishes a used tampon out of his pocket and replies:

“Tea.”

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Fanboy...

Sarah Millican is a lucky girl :-)

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[dronefromsector7G]

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See. You can do it. This should* get around 7 or 8 likes

*Or just one now simply to spite me

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

See. You can do it. This should* get around 7 or 8 likes

*Or just one now simply to spite me

I'm thinking about deleting it now.... ;-)

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I'm thinking about deleting it now.... ;-)

If it only gets one like just put an asterisk next to it

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Marvin Gaye used to keep sheep in his vineyard.He'd herd it through the grapevine.