Joke thread

[chris63]

My friends a dwarf and has just lost his job.

He's finding it hard to put food on the table.

 

[Zuriblue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Good joke - shame about the apostrophes

I only copied it mate, don't shoot the messenger

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

Your friend is a horse?

Yes, a dappled mare.... well spotted :-)

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

I recall a former girlfriend's brother doing exactly this as a teenager. Having failed to free himself, he was obliged to tell his parents whereupon his dad drove him to A&E with a blanket over his lap. Following triage, a doctor eventually appeared carrying a pair of pliers and instructed him to grit his teeth while he yanked the zip down. Enough to bring a tear to a glass eye!

Happened to me about 3 times as a kid....the last one was the last....tears to fill a pool.

 

[city saint]

I recall a former girlfriend's brother doing exactly this as a teenager. Having failed to free himself, he was obliged to tell his parents whereupon his dad drove him to A&E with a blanket over his lap. Following triage, a doctor eventually appeared carrying a pair of pliers and instructed him to grit his teeth while he yanked the zip down. Enough to bring a tear to a glass eye!

it happened to me when i was young absoloute fucking agony.nurse said its more common than you would think

 

[Vienna_70]

Dwarves are generally law-abiding people. Most of them are gnome to the authorities.

More specifically, the Gnome Office.

And most of them come from Gnomandsland.