Lavinda Past
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Gregg Wallace is reported to be devastated that from now on he will have to pay for his own meals
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Lavinda Past
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I went drinking with a few mates and we got into an argument about the proper title for a medieval soldier.
It started getting late so we called it a night.
It started getting late so we called it a night.
Lavinda Past
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Judge in a provincial court: "I am terribly apologetic, counsel. Today's hearing will have to be adjourned until next week. I appear to have left an important document at my home in London."
Barrister: "Fax it up, m'lud?"
Judge: "Yes, it does, rather."
Barrister: "Fax it up, m'lud?"
Judge: "Yes, it does, rather."
Lavinda Past
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My wife was annoyed with me yesterday because I left the freezer door open and it defrosted overnight.
Never mind... it’s all water under the fridge
Never mind... it’s all water under the fridge
ChicagoBlue
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Seaside cliffs suicide victim named: Eileen Dover
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Two Scotsmen getting married this weekend:
Ben Doon & Phil McCracken
Ben Doon & Phil McCracken
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Two Irishmen getting married this weekend:
Patrick Fitzgerald & Gerald Fitzpatrick
Patrick Fitzgerald & Gerald Fitzpatrick
dronefromsector7G
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A man walks into a doctor's office, sits down and says "Now doctor, this may sound kind of strange, but I have five penises"
The doctor, taken aback asks him "My god, well how do your pants fit?"
To which the man replies "Like a glove"
The doctor, taken aback asks him "My god, well how do your pants fit?"
To which the man replies "Like a glove"
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This is REAL!
San Francisco television station KTVU fell victim to a prank which led news anchor Tori Campbell to report the names of the pilots on doomed Asiana Airlines flight 214 as:
Sum Ting Wong
Wi Tu Lo
Ho Lee Fuk
Bang Ding Ow
San Francisco television station KTVU fell victim to a prank which led news anchor Tori Campbell to report the names of the pilots on doomed Asiana Airlines flight 214 as:
Sum Ting Wong
Wi Tu Lo
Ho Lee Fuk
Bang Ding Ow