maccieblue
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The Liverpool bottle bank has re opened
Haha - Wolfie Smith 1978, sat in a pub drinking orange squash, a personal favouriteJust seen a lad I’d not seen for a while in bargain booze buying a can of coke, this fuckers the biggest alcoholic I know so I asked him why he was buying a can of coke, his reply really shook me up you’d buy a can of coke if you had what I’ve got he replied, fearing for his health I said why what have you got 80p he replied
No said the Dr, definitely a problem with your aviaries (as he pulls out two huge dildos) you had a cock or two that wouldn’t come out.Doctor joke from Australia,
A young lady goes to see her Gynaecologist with pelvic pain. He tells her to get behind the curtains, undress and let him know when she is ready to be examined.
"OK Doc am ready."
He proceeds to examine her and says," Ah yes, I can see the problem. You have an issue with your Aviaries."
Somewhat startled, she says," Dont you mean my Ovaries ?"
He quickly replies, "No there's been a Cockatoo up there"