Ulrika Jonsson has been rushed to hospital after slipping & falling on her mobile phone, with it getting firmly wedged in her anus.
A hospital spokesman said: “Doctors are confident she’ll make a full recovery as it’s not the first time she’s had an Eriksson up her arse...”
I think another way to describe it is....Lisa is a bit of a babe. Let's just say Bacon isn't.
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