joke thread....

aguero93:20

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Ulrika Jonsson has been rushed to hospital after slipping & falling on her mobile phone, with it getting firmly wedged in her anus.

A hospital spokesman said: “Doctors are confident she’ll make a full recovery as it’s not the first time she’s had an Eriksson up her arse...”
 
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Lisa is a bit of a babe. Let's just say Bacon isn't.
I think another way to describe it is....
Punching above his weight
or
Won the lottery without buying a ticket
or
the jammiest bastard in the history of man, what the fuck she sees in him is anybodys guess, I can only assume it was an arranged marriage as no fucker would look twice at him, unless it was to punch him which it seems someone has done many times. Mind you they do say that nurses often fall for their patients, perhaps as his Carer, Lisa found an inner beauty (as there is nothing on the outside)
 

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