Joke thread

[blue44]

@Bill Walker

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[bluebc]

 

[kywc84]

Jelly baby turns up to the pub, and he's got powdered sugar all over his crotch.

His mate says "what've you been up to?"

"Fucking allsorts" he says.

 

[Kippax77]

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Got to have a like for making this old man dribble

 

[bluemoon32]

 

[BimboBob]

Because £400.77 doesn't roll of the tongue as easy :-)
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Surely being Irish they'd use Euros?

 

[i kne albert davy]

Surely being Irish they'd use Euros?

Might be from the North.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[RadcliffeRick]

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There must be a link with this and pearl necklaces or sea men?

 

[Sam Armstrong]

 

[Sam Armstrong]

 

[BimboBob]

Might be from the North.

You wouldn't say Irish to describe them.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

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And what do you mean you only ordered water, you had wine like everyone else.

 

[hammocity]

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Just nipping to Sainsbury's. Anybody want owt?

Not a joke but this was in my local store, there were customers fighting over this deal.

 

[hammocity]

Sir Cliff Richard announces tour dates for 2024.
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Cliff is doing a concert In Tokyo, he says “any requests?”

Japanese fella “tits and fanny”

Cliff “tits and fanny? I don’t know that”

Japanese guy “tits and fanny how we don’t talk anymore”.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]