joke thread....

Bill Walker

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John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Shawn.
So they loaded up John's van and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
‘I realise it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained, 'and I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house.'
'Don't worry,' John said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.'
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.
They enjoyed a great weekend of golf.
But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few
minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on
the golf weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Shawn and asked, "Shawn, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our golf holiday in Scotland about 9 months ago'
‘Yes, I do,' said Shawn
'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit'
'Well, um, yes!,' Shawn said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'
'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name'
Shawn's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask'
‘She just died and left me everything.'
 

MellowJoe

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Little Billy hears moaning sounds and walks into his mum and dads bedroom.. he sees his dad's cock slipping in and out of his mum's arsehole.. he screams 'Dad! What's going on here?!'
Dad quickly covers everything up with the sheets and says 'For god's sake Billy! we're just playing. Go to your room and I'll tuck you in a few minutes.'
After a few minutes Dad hears moaning sounds, he goes into Billy's bedroom and he sees that Billy is having sex with his grandmother.
Dad says 'Jesus Christ Billy what're you doing!?'
Billy says 'Not so funny when it's your mum is it!?'
 

i kne albert davy

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A blonde takes her misfiring car to the garage. The mechanic says: "Nothing to worry about, just shit in the air filter."
"Great," the woman says "How often do I have to do that?"
That was an Irishman first time I heard it.
 

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