Joke thread

[Blue Mist]

Bollocks, there's no one around here can afford Scrumpy Jack.

Who says they paid for it ?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

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[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[KS55]

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Many a true wotd spoken in jest.

 

[LWashington]

Did Michaela Strachans false teeth in your y fronts not give it away

Either that or his arse was Aitken.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

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Whilst funny, as an IT geek this is worrying that there was no log of who was adding what to the system and they relied on his admission. Assuming it’s true.

 

[nw42]

Whilst funny, as an IT geek this is worrying that there was no log of who was adding what to the system and they relied on his admission. Assuming it’s true.

Without clicking on the link and seeing your use of the word log I assumed you were referring to the occupied bathroom gag.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

in 1976, The Omen opened in cinemas across the world. The film went onto spawn three sequels, respectively called The Omen II, The Omen III and we forget what the fourth one was called.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

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Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

 

[dogmeat]

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I once met an Australian who said he worked in the IT industry...


...and I said 'Do you come from a LAN down under'?


*Get's coat...

 

[Sheriff Fatman]

I once met an Australian who said he worked in the IT industry...


...and I said 'Do you come from a LAN down under'?


*Get's coat...

I'd get a tin hat too for when the grammar police see that question mark placement.

 

[knuckles]

A night with him or her?

I'm hoping it was with her, but he's loaded right? So who knows????

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

I'd get a tin hat too for when the grammar police see that question mark placement.

I'm thinking that should be "Placement of the question mark"

 

[KS55]

Actually, never buy a border collie full stop. They are indefatigable working dogs and need several hours exercise a day.

 

[dickie davies]

I'd get a tin hat too for when the grammar police see that question mark placement.

And can you grab one for @dogmeat

 

[Fred_Quimby]

 

[BackofJeanette]

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Also known as the Penguin wank walk.
When you shot your cocoa but have to waddle over to the tissues!
Or in my case the kitchen roll.