Joke thread

[ray21]

.

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

View attachment 85483

That’s deffo an ageing Harry Kane

 

[doots]

That’s deffo an ageing Harry Kane

Clarkey,reverse Clarkey?

 

[LWashington]

I was talking to a CSI, who said that she had been unable to get any DNA or fingerprints off of her latest murder victim's body. I said that as a last resort she could give it to our lab.

He usually prefers Winalot but he'll eat anything.

 

[havefaith]

 

[Kinkybyname]

Q. Why do women fake orgasms?

A. Because they think we care.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[havefaith]

Worth a follow on twitter for a regular supply of decent jokes

 

[ray21]

.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Is it a Star Trek reunion, or have Alex Higgins, Shirley Bassey and Swiss Tony known each other for years?

 

[KS55]

View attachment 85797

Not a muffin in sight.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]