Joke thread

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[Barcon]

It must be great being the Lead Guitarist with The Shadows.
All he has to do is say his name and people give him food.

What is the name of the singer?

 

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[Uwe Already]

I don't get it.

You would if you tried to have a fag next to a hot bath of diesel - assuming you were still conscious I suppose.

Reminds me of siphoning petrol from my dad’s car, got a mouthful of four star, burped fumes for hours and didn’t dare smoke!

 

[roman totale]

I don't get it.

Leave your bike outside, then read it again.

 

[KS55]

It must be great being the Lead Guitarist with The Shadows.
All he has to do is say his name and people give him food.

Recycled from 1959.

 

[Cellarite]

Leave your bike outside, then read it again.

Got ya! Piss funny.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

You would if you tried to have a fag next to a hot bath of diesel - assuming you were still conscious I suppose.

Reminds me of siphoning petrol from my dad’s car, got a mouthful of four star, burped fumes for hours and didn’t dare smoke!

I used to ride a motorbike & didnt pay for petrol for years! used to love the taste of petrol early in the morning :-)

 

[kippaxneil]

Dynamite was invented by Alfred Nobel. At first, he didn't have a name for it. Then it blew his house up and he said, 'This stuff's dynamite'.

 

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[kippaxneil]

What is the name of the singer?

Cliff Richard.

 

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