Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[KS55]

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A famous case in English law. A choir girl was persuaded by the choirmaster to give him a blow job because it would improve her voice.
At his trial for rape, the judge concluded that: “Consent by deception is no consent.”

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Agree but I wouldn't want those other two wankers getting more than me, I would ensure that I got at lest my share, if not a bit more!!

What other two people? I see only one…

 

[Damocles]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

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Saw a similar sign in the Everglades telling dog walkers to unleash their dogs in the swamps. Working on the assumption that if an alligator gets your dog whilst it's on the lead then they are going to get you aswell. Win win for the gaydor....

 

[sir baconface]

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I would have said sad arse fuck.

Wrong but it’s a winning chat-up line.

 

[Lavinda Past]

A famous case in English law. A choir girl was persuaded by the choirmaster to give him a blow job because it would improve her voice.
At his trial for rape, the judge concluded that: “Consent by deception is no consent.”

Bloody hell... Rumpole of the Bailey is up early this morning.
:-)

 

[Saddleworth2]

Hahaha, only 6% of people are psychopaths!

I am one of the 6%.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

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I wonder how many police forces are rushing out a posthumous summons!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Hahaha, only 6% of people are psychopaths!

Not a chance. The whole of the South Stand is more than 6% of the matchday total.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

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That could be an interesting proposition if the apostrophe were removed from neighbour's.

 

[yatesy94.]

 

[KS55]

Bloody hell... Rumpole of the Bailey is up early this morning.
:-)

Kicked out of bed by SWMBO.