Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

I've got a new job working in a life jacket factory.

The pay isn't great but it's helping me to keep my head above water.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I've just found out that Humphrey Bogart collected paintings of toilets.

 

[dickie davies]

Is there a way to ignore a thread?

 

[Lavinda Past]

Doctor told me I've got insomnia.

I asked him "is it serious?"

He said, "There's no cause for alarm."

 

[Lavinda Past]

I have 200 more bones in my body than you have in yours.

How?

I had a kipper for breakfast

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Conjunctivitis.com - now there is a site for sore eyes.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Is there a way to ignore a thread?

 

[Uwe Already]

I've just been to a veganism exhibition in London.

It's well worth a butcher's

My vegan girlfriend said people that sell meat were gross, so I told her people that sell vegetables were grocer…

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]