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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by citymantop, 28 Jan 2014.
All the rags that thought they were going to win the League.
Back and forth. . . in and out. . . in and out . . . a little to the right. . a little to the left . . . she could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . between her breasts. . and, trickling down the small of her back. . . she was getting near to the end.
He was in ecstasy. . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved. . . forwards then backwards. . forward then backward. again. . . and again. . . her heart was pounding now. . . her face was flushed . . . she moaned softly at first, then began to groan louder . . finally . . . totally exhausted . she let out a piercing scream . . . .
"OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park. You do it!"
it may be smarter to say the egg?!
A man in a hot air balloon is lost somewhere over Ireland
He looks down and sees a farmer working in his field, so he shouts "where am I?"
The farmer looked up and shouted back "you can't fool me. You're in that basket"
Didn't know where to put it but PMSL
I witnessed an Apple store get robbed last week.
Police want to talk to me as an iWitness.
The devil and a lawyer were drinking at a bar.
The bartender came over, and said; "You evil fucker, I thought I told you we don't want your kind in here."
The devil said; "Now listen, I have my rights, and ..."
The bartender replied; "No, not you. Him."
Came in to post that and got distracted by Jim's joke :/