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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by citymantop, 28 Jan 2014.
Very quick well done ;)
This is making me laugh and laugh and laugh everytime I say it out loud. Thank you!
It's me you ****, your doorbell's broken.
Irish text message ;-
'Mary, I'm just having one last pint with the lads, if I'm not home in half an hour, read this message again.'
Once I beat up the school bully with a baseball bat. Both his arms were completely broken, which gave me the courage.
I see Stephen Hawking and Jim Bowen died on the same day,at least they stuck to the rules and the non dart player went first.
Had to sling out my toaster today. It kept burning the toast, and I'm black toast intolerant.
A constablew phoned the station for back up reporting that a black lad is dancing on the roof of a car on the town square. His sergeant tells him he can't say that over the radio. "Oh; OK", says the dibble, "Zulu Tango Golf"
So did he phone the station or use his radio ?
Went to the Zoo last week and saw a loaf of bread in cage. Apparently it was bread in captivity.