joke thread....

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  1. burnley blue mcfc

    burnley blue mcfc

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    Very quick well done ;)
     
  2. Plays By Sense Of Smell

    Plays By Sense Of Smell

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    This is making me laugh and laugh and laugh everytime I say it out loud. Thank you!
     
  3. Leto

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    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    It's me you ****, your doorbell's broken.
     
  4. Ancient Citizen

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    Irish text message ;-

    'Mary, I'm just having one last pint with the lads, if I'm not home in half an hour, read this message again.'
     
  5. Bozo

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    Once I beat up the school bully with a baseball bat. Both his arms were completely broken, which gave me the courage.
     
  6. rabby

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    I see Stephen Hawking and Jim Bowen died on the same day,at least they stuck to the rules and the non dart player went first.
     
  7. jimharri

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    Had to sling out my toaster today. It kept burning the toast, and I'm black toast intolerant.
     
  8. jimharri

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    A constablew phoned the station for back up reporting that a black lad is dancing on the roof of a car on the town square. His sergeant tells him he can't say that over the radio. "Oh; OK", says the dibble, "Zulu Tango Golf"
     
  9. Blue Mist

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    So did he phone the station or use his radio ?
     
  10. nico1

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    Went to the Zoo last week and saw a loaf of bread in cage. Apparently it was bread in captivity.
     

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