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  1. ancoats

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  2. ColinBellsjockstrap

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    Guy goes to see his doctor, "Doc I need a bunch of viagra"

    Doc says "What on earth for"

    Guy says "Well my ex wife is coming around Friday night and she's up for it, on Saturday my neighbour is coming around and she is gagging for it, and on Sunday my ex wife's sister coming around, and we always get it together"

    Doc says "Well here's a prescription but take care"

    Monday the guy turns up at the surgery to see the doc. He has his right arm in a sling.

    Doc says "What on earth happened to you"

    Guy says "No one turned up"
     
  3. Djibrilshairdo

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    Connection between Dr Spocks mam and Port Stanley runway?

    Both at sometime got fecked by a Vulcan.
     

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  4. Djibrilshairdo

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    Connection between a cosmetic surgeon and a government education secretary?

    One tucks features and the other f.. doesn’t.
     
  5. Pelly Greeny

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    That is 34 years past it's use by date. Diana jokes to follow?
     
  6. Djibrilshairdo

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    Look up a few posts, there is a Bernard Manning joke to have a go at.
     
  7. Big Swifty

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    All right then, since you ask, a Diana joke.

    What would Diana be doing if she were alive today?

    Answer: scrabbling at the coffin lid
     
  8. ancoats

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    and what about the davy crockett jokes you missed them out

    i am the ghost of davy crockett ?????
     
  9. ancoats

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    daffy duck was standing at a open window in his home when bugs bunny walked past and daffy shout fuck off you wanker
    so bugs bunny phones the police and complains about daffy bad language and they call round to warn him and to keep to down

    next day bugs bunny walks past daffy ducks home and see's the window shut and thinks its worked
    next thing he hears a knocking sound coming from the window and daffy points at bugs bunny and

    [​IMG]
     
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    Simply pressing the like buton is not enough. This is the funniest joke I have read for a long while. Brillinat.
     
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