joke thread....

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  1. Groke

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    What do you do if you see a spaceman?








    Park in it man
     
  2. aguero93:20

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  3. Blue Mist

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    Groke, have a word with the mods, Drone has hacked your account.
     
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  4. kippax4ever

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    No wonder chemist,are boring Fkers..
     
  5. Big Swifty

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    A gem from 1955......

    Lord Rosebery was a great patron of the turf and donated several trophies to compete for at racecourses.

    So what's the difference between Lord Rosebery and Group Captain Peter Townsend?

    Lord Rosebery gave the Royal Hunt Cup..................
     
  6. jimharri

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  7. Imre_Banana

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    I've got to go back, I've forgotten my tablets.

    Fuck sake, Moses.
     
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  8. BigJoe#1

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    Q. What's the difference between a whore and a drug dealer?

    A. At the end of the night a whore can was her crack and sell it again the next night....
     
  9. Mancini Manus Domini

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    My wife told me to stop my obsession of singing "Wonderwall".......


    I said maybe..........
     
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  10. yeseye

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    MY WIFE TOLD ME TO STOP SINGING “I’M A BELIEVER” OR SHE’D KILL ME. I THOUGHT SHE WAS JOKING…


    …and then I saw her face…
     
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