joke thread....

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  1. aguero93:20

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    Basically, the OP is a cunt and probably a rag.
     
  2. RadcliffeRick

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    It made me laugh and the guys who I work with!!
     
  3. dickie davies

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    Are they Malaysian?

    You are an illegal gangmaster and I claim I shall report you to the authorities
     
  4. kippax4ever

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    Merge with Willie Shakespeare thread as I don't get that either.
     
  5. TheRemainsOfTheDave

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    I can't even tell where the joke ends.
     
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    It's Liverpools year. I know it's an old one, but it cracks me up every time I hear it.
     
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  8. Ancient Citizen

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    Well, I thought my powers of reasoning had deserted me when I read that 'Joke,' but thankfully I'm not
    alone, though I'm pissed off about spending so much time attempting to decipher it.
    Anyway, back to an old one from Ken Dodd...

    ''The bloke who invented cats eyes for the roads got the idea when a cat was staring into his headlights.
    If it had been facing the other way he'd have invented the pencil sharpener.''
     
  9. KS55

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    The bloke was Percy Shaw. Lived in a big Victorian mansion near Halifax. Was almost completely unfurnished, with no carpets. Invited friends and neighbours to a birthday party each year. Just barrels of beer and pork pies.
     
  10. Zubrman

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    His grandson Luke still keeps to the same dietary regime.
     

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