joke thread....

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  1. jimharri

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    Bloke went into a pet shop to buy 12 bees. The assistant counted out 13 and handed them over to the customer.
    "But; I only wanted 12", he said.
    "That's okay", the assistant replied, "the thirteenth one is a freebie".
     
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  2. Zubrman

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    The three unwritten rules in life are:
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  3. Can't believe it's taken me 4 days to get that one.


    Very good.
     
  4. Big Swifty

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    A man goes to see a lawyer and asks "How much do you charge to answer three questions?"

    Lawyer: "£2,000"

    Man: "Don't you think that's rather a lot of money?"

    Lawyer: "No, I don't. What's your third question?"

    Not very funny or new but I haven't posted for a while and I want people to like me.
     
  5. manchester blue

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    I’m still working on it!
     
  6. Big Swifty

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    Four days? I only posted it 7 minutes ago..
     
  7. DrBlueBob

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    There you go. :-)
     
  8. Big Swifty

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    Than you doctor. I feel better already.
     
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  9. Uwe Already

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    Following on from jimharri’s bee joke:

    I went into a pet shop the other day and said I’d like a wasp, they said they didn’t sell wasps, so I told them “but you’ve got one in the window”...
     
  10. RadcliffeRick

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    I know this in not a video channel but her goes anyway. My favorite monkey joke:-

     
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