joke thread....

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  1. Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese

    Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese

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    What's E.T. short for?....










    ...he's only got little legs.
     
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  2. Dicko69

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    This one from the daily star

    Harry maguire snubbed a £278k per week deal from man City to join man utd
     
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  3. Onholiday(somemightsay)

    Onholiday(somemightsay)

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    Levi t-shirt 'innit......
     
  4. Onholiday(somemightsay)

    Onholiday(somemightsay)

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    Now substitute 'a Frenchman' for Thierry and drop the bit bit about sandals..........

    That seems to hit the right note ;-)
     
  5. Onholiday(somemightsay)

    Onholiday(somemightsay)

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    Thought I'd take the heat off you ;-)

    Ahem.....

    Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.

    A thank you - here all week folks
     
  6. Onholiday(somemightsay)

    Onholiday(somemightsay)

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    What a dope!

    Definitely one of the Three Amigo's
     
  7. Blue Mist

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    Close but not close enough, it was the 3 Tenors.
     
  8. KS55

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    Nah, Three Degrees.
     
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  9. Barcon

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    Three men and a baby.
     
  10. Just stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. And then it dawned on me.
     
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