joke thread....

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  1. Paulpowersleftfoot

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    Lord Nelson was 5ft 3 but his statue is 15ft
    That’s horatio of 3:1
     
  2. oakiecokie

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    Spot the deliberate spelling mistake.
     
  3. ChicagoBlue

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    You are a gentleman. Duly noted and corrected.
     
  4. oakiecokie

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    ;) I didn`t want the official title of Spelling Police so I decided to be a bit more subtle. ;)
     
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  5. My wife used to work as a magicians assistant and she picked up a few tricks. I came home from work early and she was in the bedroom, she said, "Abracadabra!" and my best mate came out of the wardrobe, stark naked.
    The poor bastard must have wondered what the fuck was going on.
     
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  6. It's Jamaican hairstyle day at work tomorrow... I'm already dreading it!
     
  7. asahartford1

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    The ex wife is a Scouse, she stole my heart.
     
  8. ray21

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    You could always Afro a sickie in.
     
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  9. oldhamblue

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    Retro joke: what's black and slides up and down Nelson's Column? Winnie Mandela
     
  10. RadcliffeRick

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    Pedant alert!!
     

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