joke thread....

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  1. Michael j

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    Another one during that time was:
    Rock Hudson doesn't have many friends
    But he has Nabors up the ass!!
     
  2. Psychedelic Casual

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    Were the grapes not ripe?
     
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  3. imrebanana

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    I’ve been asked by a friend to help him returf a field for a civil war re-enactment this weekend. Sod that for a game of soldiers.
     
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  4. Big Swifty

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    There was a young lady from Dallas
    Used a dynamite stick as a phallus
    They found her vagina
    In North Carolina
    And her arsehole in Buckingham Palace

    Boom Boom.........
     
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  5. Michael j

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    There once was a man named Sass
    His balls were made out of brass
    When he rubbed them together
    They played "Stormy weather"
    And lightning shot out of his ass
     
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  6. Blue Mist

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    There was a young man from Darjeeling
    Who did it with incredible feeling
    One day he pulled out
    And gave a loud shout
    As he came all over the ceiling.

    I thank you.
     
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  7. KS55

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    Driving along the other day, I saw legendary Van Morrison in my mirror. Then I realised it was a mirror image and behind me was just a Morrisons Van.
     
  8. LWashington

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    Don't touch the antenna on top of those, I made that mistake and caught Van Aerial Disease.
     
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  9. sir baconface

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    It’s a sobering thought that people with such poor eyesight are driving.
     
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  10. Norman Stanley Fletcher

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    But, surely, what you would've seen, is nɒV ƨnoƨiɿɿoM ??
     
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