joke thread....

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  1. Norman Stanley Fletcher

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    Ha ha! You just made me go to the trouble of getting my wife's magnifying mirror, and almost breaking my neck to look at my post, backwards, and it does actually say "MoRRisons" - not Mollisons, as our Chinese friend from Radcliffe alleges. (or should that be Radcriffe??)
     
  2. RadcliffeRick

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    Ladcriffe?? :-)
     
  3. sir baconface

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    Ladcriffe man talk in Lidls.
     

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  4. Sam Armstrong

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    This year my New Year’s resolution is to stop using spray can deodorants.

    Roll-On 2020!!
     
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  5. sir baconface

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    Don’t you like aerosols any more?
     
  6. RadcliffeRick

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    There are quite a few on here :-)
     
  7. MellowJoe

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    Podiums!
    Now that's a product i can stand behind.
     
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  8. imrebanana

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    B&Q are now selling ladders with a 5% increase in the gap between the rungs.
    Something to do with climb it change apparently.
     
  9. Fiftyyearsandcounting

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    A child gets a peanut stuck in his ear. Doctor's advice is to pour in some warm chocolate. "It'll come out a treat".
     
  10. DrBlueBob

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    Doctor I have a cricket ball stuck up my arse.
    Howzat?
    Don't you start.
     

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